oh hell yes

oh hell yes

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

white trash

hey, here's a dead deer beside the road!
i know...
i've got it!
...my uncle tyrone has a spraypaint collection!
let's go to his garage and take it, then come back here and have us a
DEAD DEER SPRAYPAINTING PARTY!!!

that sounds so fun i'm about to piss my pants.
just let me finish this sentence about how you are the biggest wastes of skin i've ever encountered and the best part of you was scraped from the side of a test tube filled with rat poison and liquid stupidity and inserted into your mom by filling up one of those roll-out horn party favours and blowing the tiny retarded sperm at her uterus like "yeeeeeee-hawwwww" while she smoked a crack pipe and whistled dixie and i'll be right there to join you.

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