"so hot right now"
..remember seeing this pic for the first time?
i do. and it shocked the shit outa me.
everyone was all, "she looked soooo hot in mean girls" and then BAM! this little treat arrives on the scene, and makes us fall in love all over again.
normally i'd say black would be more slimming... but she totally pulls off the red.
careful though- no dessert!
and nicole- "from flab to fab" here, just rocking it.
well, they say grey is the new puke.
hopefully the guy she married from that band who all wear paddington bear coats in june in l.a.
will sperminate her again soon and make it lucky number three
so we can download more pics of her trying to nurse
from the deflated paper triangles!
"it wasnnnnn't miiiiiiine"
'your honor, please present the evidence.'
(throat clears)
'on the night of july 17, approximately six grams of cocaine, three ritalin, three tabs of high quality blotter acid, two grams of meth, sixteen grams of hydroponic "northern lights" marijuana, eight capsules of ecstacy, one gram of mdma, twelve rohypnol, three tylenol, seven mai tais and one jumbo tampon were found inside the vagina of said accused.'
'and how did this evidence come to light your honor?'
'the accused was not wearing underwear.'
...BACKFIRE.
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