everyone is boring except _____. she is the coolest person in the world.
why can't everyone be her (and me)?
in a recent survey held, it was found that that everyone on earth had similar wishes.
they were also too scared to state otherwise.
there was a pile of switches and spike heels beside the examiner's table
and a firehose hooked up to a hydrant connected to a reservoir of tequila
and strippers in masks gyrating around a midget on a unicycle eating a sandwich
while his grandmother got a lapdance and eight shirtless highschool seniors
reenacted a rugby game in slow-motion and then poured
gatorade all over each other while i lead them in a rousing cheer
and _____ kicked each interviewee in the face.
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